Impeccable_Homobear said:

He also knows that Lexis-Nexis is accessible from UNR.

Ferret is elite. I guess that's why certain people fear him.

. said:

Good God you are a fucking moron.

sandman said:

Impeccable_Homobear said:

He also knows that Lexis-Nexis is accessible from UNR.

Ferret is elite. I guess that's why certain people fear him.

He can stop a thread cold with one single, mighty post.

Fuck off.

sandman said:

I should email...no scratch that...make a public service call to linnea and let her know that her sister michele (who is about as sharp as as a block of wet ice) plans on bringing over some dude who plays with knives and watches cartoons all day.

Oh and that he lives in Toronto and has hepatitis.

. said:

Fuck off.

Impeccable_Homobear said:

I wouldn't bother. Linnea is as white trash as Inky - maybe more, she's been sued more times and almost ended up on Judge Judy - and she might try to get ferret and Roy to have a three-way with her.

Seriously, I'm truly starting to feel sorry for Inky. Ferret is trying his dead best to use her to provoke us to fuck with her. I'm not going to do it.

It's bad enough that the poor old woman got dumped by a fiance who cheated on her and knocked up another woman. (Note: He dumped her. She apparently still wanted him.)

Impeccable_Homobear said:

I wouldn't bother. Linnea is as white trash as Inky - maybe more, she's been sued more times and almost ended up on Judge Judy - and she might try to get ferret and Roy to have a three-way with her.

Seriously, I'm truly starting to feel sorry for Inky. Ferret is trying his dead best to use her to provoke us to fuck with her. I'm not going to do it.

It's bad enough that the poor old woman got dumped by a fiance who cheated on her and knocked up another woman. (Note: He dumped her. She apparently still wanted him.)

You hear that everyone. ARSE feels sorry for Inky!



He really thinks everyone on this board is a retard.

sandman said:

It's not like Ferret was going to visit her anyway. How dare she purchase a bed in advance without his permission.

How DARE she insist that she likes the replacements and post a video.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I'M NOT FROM THE MIDWEST! THIS ISN'T CANON TO ME. I DON'T LIKE PAUL WESTERBERG!
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IT MEANS I LOVE YOU, FOO!
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DON'T YOU HAVE A BETTER REPLACEMENTS VIDEO?
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HOW ROMANTIC! OUR FIRST FIGHT.
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SHUT THE FUCK....WAIT, ARSE JUST SAID HE HAS PICTURES OF YOU...?

sandman said:

Just wait until she meets someone from her area -- and she will. She'll snap out of whatever fog she's wading through and dump ferret like a cold turd.

"inky, you there, how come you aren't talking anymore, i thought it was the romance of the century? why are you doing this to me? If you don't respond to me in 24 hours I am going to drink myself to death"

sandman said:

You should find another forum. This one isn't for you.

. said:

I thought she dumped him months ago? Oh wait, Ferret dumped her.

Can you keep anything straight, Brane Fawg?

. said:

You hear that everyone. ARSE feels sorry for Inky!



He really thinks everyone on this board is a retard.

Impeccable_Homobear said:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I'M NOT FROM THE MIDWEST! THIS ISN'T CANON TO ME. I DON'T LIKE PAUL WESTERBERG!
\


IT MEANS I LOVE YOU, FOO!
\


DON'T YOU HAVE A BETTER REPLACEMENTS VIDEO?
\


HOW ROMANTIC! OUR FIRST FIGHT.
\


SHUT THE FUCK....WAIT, ARSE JUST SAID HE HAS PICTURES OF YOU...?

Now THAT was a post that stopped a thread COLD.

Their complete silence made my day.

"peekaboo"



Ferret: RUN A VIRUS SCANNER. THROW OUT YOUR COMPUTER. WAIT, GET A NEW MONITOR. NO GET A NEW ROUTER. AH HELL GET A NEW KEYBOARD BECAUSE SPANKY HACKED THE EBMEDDED CODE IN THE ASIC. WAIT, F DISK YOUR HARD DRIVE. NO WAIT, TAKE YOUR MOUSE CHORD AND HANG YOURSELF WITH IT YOU DUMB BITCH.

Katalyst said:

They were dating?

sandman said:

Just wait until she meets someone from her area -- and she will. She'll snap out of whatever fog she's wading through and dump ferret like a cold turd.

"inky, you there, how come you aren't talking anymore, i thought it was the romance of the century? why are you doing this to me? If you don't respond to me in 24 hours I am going to drink myself to death"

. said:

Don't you find it the slightest bit embarrassing to be sucking off the two biggest faggot losers on this board? I don't really understand what you have to gain licking FatARSE and Failures assholes.

Impeccable_Homobear said:

What does feeling sorry for Inky necessarily mean that I think everyone on this board is a retard? There are a few people that aren't retarded. You and Inky aren't in that number, but there are a few others.

I do feel sorry for her. I really do.

Go back into your emails and look up the one where you told her that you already knew everything that was posted on her. Then go back into the PMs - I know you don't have a copy of your own, use the screenshots I uploaded to ImageShack - and look at the PM where you told her that you couldn't find anything on mish43p@yahoo.com

Shit like that is why I feel sorry for her.

Impeccable_Homobear said:

Shit like that is why I feel sorry for her.

. said:

Don't you find it the slightest bit embarrassing to be sucking off the two biggest faggot losers on this board? I don't really understand what you have to gain licking FatARSE and Failures assholes.

. said:

You hear that everyone. ARSE feels sorry for Inky!



He really thinks everyone on this board is a retard.

. said:

He's a friendless loser. Psychotic fags are the only ones that will talk to him.

. said:

You feel so sorry for her that you've stalked her incessantly for 5 months.

AYRTS?

Impeccable_Homobear said:

What does feeling sorry for Inky necessarily mean that I think everyone on this board is a retard? There are a few people that aren't retarded. You and Inky aren't in that number, but there are a few others.

I do feel sorry for her. I really do.

Go back into your emails and look up the one where you told her that you already knew everything that was posted on her. Then go back into the PMs - I know you don't have a copy of your own, use the screenshots I uploaded to ImageShack - and look at the PM where you told her that you couldn't find anything on mish43p@yahoo.com

Shit like that is why I feel sorry for her.